On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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