doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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