i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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