doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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