I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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