is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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