I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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