I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i out mim tonsoeep
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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