My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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