How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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