new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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