I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
