Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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