He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
is it fun? or sober?
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