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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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