so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
