Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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