So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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