I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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