Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
and you fell through a lawn chair
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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