what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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