All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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