Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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