We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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