no, he came in my armpit
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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