I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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