My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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