My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
