We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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