She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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