yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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