how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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