It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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