Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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