I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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