hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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