This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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