The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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