Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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