So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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