I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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