Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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