Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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