Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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