She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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