I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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