I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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