im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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