I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
