so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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