You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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